Sale front-rower Stuart Turner spends some
of his pre-season free time answering our
Q and A...
Which cartoon character/superhero would you most like to be and why?
I would like to be Superman, but everyone would probably say I'm more like Homer Simpson.
Childhood crush and why?
Cindy Crawford.
How many profiteroles can you eat in one sitting?
Too many.
Which team-mate would you least like to fight and why?
Seb Chabal. You'd never get near him with those long arms.
If you could go back in time, where would go and why?
The early 80s to buy some Microsoft shares.
Which team-mate is most akin to a footballer and why?
Mark Cueto, he's always driving something flash.
Favourite tour tale?
Couple of years ago Jason Robbo organised a worst tattoo competition at pre-season camp in France, Neil Briggs was the clear winner with his 'Tony the Tiger' tat and won a box of Frosties.
Worst/best prank you’ve ever seen?
The worst - Nathan Bonner Evans stole my passport at an airport in France.
Player you’d least like to room with and why?
Ben Coutts of the Queensland Reds, he's a horrible snorer
Most memorable team-talk?
Can't remember any specific ones just that Jason Robinson was quite good.
Who thinks he’s the best player at your club?
Sean Cox.
What’s your worst fear?
Fitness tests.
How much was your first ever wage packet?
Probably about £50 playing for Waterloo the year the game went pro
Funniest thing your coach has ever done/said?
Watching Kingsley Jones running up the hills in Oldham and being lost for words for the first time in his life.
Aside from your own, who’s got the fittest missus?
Wouldn't like to say but Neil Briggs is definitely batting above his average.