Wasps' fly-half Dave Walder takes time out from his recovery to answer our Q and A...
Which cartoon character would you most like to be and why?
Roadrunner – because he's fast and always wins
Childhood crush and why?
The tennis player Gabriela Sabatini
How many profiteroles can you eat in one sitting?
I'm not a big fan - four or five
Which team-mate would you least like to fight and why?
There are quite a few you'd have to kill before you knew you were safe. Raphael Ibanez and Simon Shaw spring to mind.
Which team-mate is most akin to a footballer and why?
Chris Bishay, he thinks he's Ronaldo with his flash boots and little white socks.
Favourite tour tale?
I'm a really quiet tourist so nothing to disclose I'm afraid.
Worst/best prank you’ve ever seen?
Cips (Danny Cipriani) parking in the wrong place and the lads letting all four of his tyres down on his brand new Range Rover. You should have seen his face!
Player you’d least like to room with and why?
Riki Flutey - he never stops singing.
Most memorable team-talk?
For emotion and intensity it has to be Shaun Edwards' before the 2007 Heineken Cup Final.
Who thinks he’s the best player at your club?
Chris Bishay.
What’s your worst fear?
Snakes. I'm also very claustrophobic.
How much was your first ever wage packet?
A £500 bursary while I was at university and £100 to sit on the bench.
Funniest thing your coach has ever done/said?
Rob Andrew at Newcastle was giving us a roasting when we were losing 22-0 to Bath at half-time, jabbing his finger in our chests etc, only for someone's mobile phone to go off. He started to throw as many bags as he could out of the changing room to find out which one it was but without any success.
Aside from your own, who’s got the fittest missus?
I couldn't possibly single one out, they're all nice